Hello people.

Ah....I am on the internet. I have gotten my e-mail, signed into both of my IM acounts, forwarded a e-mail, started talking to Marissa........nothing's going on! I know!! I'll post quotes on here. I haven't done that in a LONG time!!!

"I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder."
Craig Charles.

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

After four decimal places, nobody cares.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you are angry when you are disgruntled, are you gruntled when happy?

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

This one is for Susannah:

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

It's like your mind is backwards, but really, it's the other way around.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.


Ok, I think that that's enough. Good bye!